@robertflorence EK only has a Glasgow postcode cos it's so insignificant and shite it doesn't deserve its own postcode.

Fuck me, the internet has been completed. RT @assthete: macho ayn randy savage

My edit to this still makes me fucking gut myself. How is it still on there? http://t.co/SWFE1m7z

The most worrying thing about 'Prometheus' is Russell Crowe voices the Alien. Seems weird but benefit of the doubt etc.

Yesterday I got to watch @josephgoss's face as he heard some of 'Chinese Democracy' for the first time. Confusion. Anger. Pain.

@richardarnatt Actually can't stop laughing at this poor guy: http://t.co/2PoxqUYQ

Cthulhu: It's what's for dinner. http://t.co/EQ7GUVL8

I'm listening to Kronos Quartet play Philip Glass and reading Buffy comics, I might as well just throw in the towel.

@LinkyGray @endless_psych 'BURNING DOWN THE MOUSE'.

@CobieSmulders Do you guys know that Tony and Maria badoinka doink in the comics? Just once. He doesn't remember it afterwards. Awkward.

@VICEUK "If" he dies. Scientists still don't understand Bowie's genetic make-up.

Radiohead calculator! http://t.co/5DPQlKq8

@michecs http://t.co/cE76nbeD

I've been telling folk this for years, they never believe me. RT "@stephenlaw60: Before you book with Ryanair... http://t.co/pMfeKgjS"

@andydiggle @vuecinemas They consider projectionists unnecessary these days.

Woah http://t.co/AnjoELtS

HILARIOUS http://t.co/Mwv3Msfy Ozzy is the Hendrix of the voice.

@eddythetbolts EDDY SAYS: touch your nose. Now touch your chin. Ahh, I didn't say Eddy says that time! You're fuckin' deid.

@ayetunes Stuck between baroque and a hard place. Solid as baroque. Dunno if that helps people forget we built houses in Baroque.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL RT @BoingBoing: Miles Davis turned to Nancy Reagan and said... http://t.co/auyrD0ri