addyissmexy

@addyissmexy

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you. #shutupyouknowyouwanttolaugh
I'm like a Rubik's Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get. #ohyesitweetedthatshiz
Wanna do math? Let's add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide our legs, and multiply.
My room's purple now cause I got a purple lamp. Now, I dream of purple monsters that love babies. Goodknight.
I've come to the conclusion that drinking out of a bendy straw, does make everything better.
Random Dude In Library: "You are what you eat."Me: "And what is that?" RDIL: "Pussy." OMFGROFL, LOVE THAT KID NOW.<3
I have like 16 little headaches. They're dancing around my head. This is not okay.
I hear thunder and lightning. I have the sudden urge to sing Selena Gomez right now.
"Like my slippers? They're Mexican Sheep. So instead of saying 'Hey mamasita', they say 'Hey bahbahsita'."
So, the man typed "mypenis" for his password. A side note appeared that stated "no long enough". (: #shutupyouknowthatwasfunny
I'm more obsessed with Pretty Little Liars now than Twilight. It's so intense.
You know what'd be really cute? If I named my boobs.
I like when people favorite tweets of mine.
MY BOOBS FEEL SO NICE RIGHT NOW. Like, they're amazing to feel up. I'm jealous of myself.
I like how brains are like pink squishies.
I love how @ShutUppJana's new car is full of little boys in the backseat.
OMFG. I CLICKED JUSTIN BIEBER ON THE TRENDS AND THEY MAKE UP THESE LOSER SEX FANTACIES ABOUT HIM. I'M SCARED. D: #wtfiswrongwiththosegirls