Portuguese will pretty much make the biggest cocksucker sound like the greatest, most easygoing, most reasonably laid back guy ever.

Here’s that load/reflow visualization that @snookca uses on his #smacss workshop presentation: https://t.co/QlgfCsLl

Quizás es hora de que nos vayamos preguntando: ¿Qué, exactamente, es lo que Puerto Rico hace mejor?

“Isn’t ‘Puerto Rican braindrain’ an oxymoron?” asked the gringo. “Yes, it’s kind of like ‘American Culture’”, answered the Rican. #atuki

Puerto Rico lost an incredible drummer and a fine human being last night. Long live Mr. Fernando Rosado: http://agarzo.la/9

Reserving friendship for those who share our beliefs is not a high road. It’s the laziest route to conformity and philosophical stagnation.

@belledejour_uk Oh, I beg to differ: http://t.co/cZd1XGi

This is sunny Puerto Rico, the Island of Enchantment! http://bit.ly/exgJBv [via @kristenfink]

She wants a vacation home in the “untouched” island of Vieques. In the raped-by-decades-of-military-bombing sense of the word “untouched”.

Your hero is somebody else’s terrorist.

“What are you going to do with all of those tattoos when you’re old?” Same thing you’re going to do with all of that ugly when you’re old.

@rare_basement Again: calling women bitch or cunt is not inherently misogynist.

Trolling is an art form, sure, but do you realize art is trolling?

“Hipsters are like cats. They hate each other too.” —@55mph

Si el cuerpo te pide Coors Light, es un honor para mí informarte que tu cuerpo es una jodida porquería.

They are knocking over the police trucks off the bridge and into the river! http://bit.ly/gzzXKa #Egypt

IE literally depresses the living shit out of me.

Quizá la intención de Pedro Albizu Campos no era ser graffiteado en tu camisetita para que salgas a darte la Coors Light con los panas.

“Who you tryin’ to get crazy with, ese? Don’t you know I’m loco?!”

“I don’t have a beef with tofu.” —@codelette