RETWEET THIS KITTEN PICTURE OR YOU ARE NOT A PERSON http://t.co/FdegJ18B

"IE: The browser you use to download a better browser"

The 13-inch new MacBook Air (i5, 1.7GHz) is faster than last year's 17-inch MacBook Pro. http://t.co/MLjiFj3

WE'VE GOLDEN SOIL AND WEALTH FOR TOIL
OUR HOME IS GIRT BY 4G*


* (1800MHz only)

OH GOD MY IPHONE'S CAMERA JUST FACE DETECTED MY CAT THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE

This is the guy who runs Instagram: http://t.co/OkxHLi8X

MOUNTAIN LION IS STEVE JOBS OH MY GOD “@j_hutch: Best. Thread. Ever. http://t.co/GMHxwxUo”

The worst thing about a retina iPad 3? The iOS Simulator won't fit on a 27-inch iMac at full scale.

I know what'll make tonight's #qanda more exciting; someone make a 'meow' noise

oh my fucking god SOMEONE MIXED NYAN CAT WITH KEYBOARD CAT http://t.co/zZj1sTH

One Nation doesn't believe in Climate Change; it's a muslim conspiracy to drive up the cost of milk #qanda

LION CUB RELATED PICTURE http://t.co/yPomODU9

Tony Abbott was born in Britain you vapid moron “@kathtatts: Don't forget Juliar is one of the 25% not born here”

Google made a Dropbox clone with all of the same features but with nice, more restrictive licensing! #dontbeevil https://t.co/GIA1arsn

Goodbye religious followers! http://t.co/tKu0jUMl

Look can we just make a kitten the Prime Minister and MOVE ON?! #qanda

Oh god my iBooks Author process just annexed Poland

Being white and libertarian is a sweet deal second only to living in a chocolate land of chocolate where everything is chocolate

Oh god I left my iPad at home this is THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO A WHITE PERSON

The Windows App Store is going to revolutionise how Windows users get malware in the future.