albear

@albear

Albert Ma

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I'm drunk a lot. Expect snide, arrogant tweets. Sometimes, people think I'm @elusivepanda.
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Run a 40 yard dash at work, film it, submit to @nflnetwork and it may make it on air with @richeisen’s run. http://t.co/1oJyXvI7 #RunRichRun
Reef denied my no cover loyalty check-in reward. Please RT. Let people know Reef won't honor @foursquare rewards. http://t.co/mAjNYLsb
Ryan Mathews is the Mark Sanchez of running backs.
It’s funny when people shoot 1080p videos on their cell phones but don’t bother to rotate their phone for the correct orientation.
If you're thinking that song needs a dubstep remix, take a step back and remember that no, it does not need a dubstep remix.
I'm not single. I'm just playing the dating game on Expert.
So where is Dexter to take care of this whole Casey Anthony thing?
Moore to Young! RT @TMSNXDetroit: NFL Lions News: Boise State QB Kellen Moore will reportedly sign with the Lions as an UDFA.
Haha, Brett Favre is on twitter. Throwin' picks, tweetin' dicks. #realcomfortablejeans
If you haven’t already, check out @Care2ShareBoise. Awesome way to help out needy families by utilizing social media. Help out this season.
The world loses one of its greatest minds. This one is for you Steve Jobs. http://t.co/tkYKztij
Is someone you know in Japan missing? Use Google's Person Finder: http://bit.ly/dUaNVL
The more I use Instagram, the more I realize this is true when it comes to males versus females taking photos: http://t.co/f6huhaKl
Now that The Lobby is no more, come have a drink at @Pengillys before #IB8! https://t.co/uYzpm1gp
Food perfection is one giant burrito filled with smaller burritos
Hipsters: Portland vs. Brooklyn. Love the "ambiguously employed people" part. http://t.co/3xwwp44E
Maybe the Mayans didn't predict the world would end in 2012. Maybe they predicted that the BCS system would end.