Sometimes I wish the whole world looked like @lookbookdotnu.

Almodovar is not dead. But a portion of @guardianworld's credibility is.

HELLO TWITTER! I'm looking for a job for Jan '12 in Social Media/TV/Marketing, Freelance or perm. Spread the word. Get in touch. etc. Pls RT

Everyone on @lookbookdotnu is in shorts. I'm wearing winter leggings. England, you suck.

If I get to 500 followers I will do absolutely nothing. Please RT

Why is Twitter turning into Facebook? #Activity

Anyone know a reliable man with a van in London who wont scratch my furniture or rip me off? Please RT.

And just like that, it was Monday.

3 worldwide trends, lots of tears and an epic finale. #Misfits, we've done it again. Bring on Series 4.

Beautiful calm. RT @carrozo Stop talking about that other thing and get lost in this site for a while. http://t.co/pRatf8jc

Joe Gilgun on set of #misfits practising his graffiti for #erazer #joegilgun http://t.co/oEKKX3dC

Direct quote from @paypal: "We are a service provider and it's our choice to not provide the service to you." Top marks for customer service

My boiler be trippin'

Ooohh it's pretty... Testing @PoppyD's new site @wiwt in Beta. Watch this space! @lookbookdotnu eat your heart out. Well done chica x

Watch this. 'Splitscreen: A Love Story' http://t.co/5NhSBV0 via @heathy_mac

Some advice: Don't stare at people who look like someone from Twitter. It's not them.

It is 19°C in Lisbon today.

HELP! Can anyone recommend a tool that will tell me how many retweets a tweet got? Accurately? Twitter doesn't go over 100. #smm Please RT!

Dear haters: No, I didn't know Steve Jobs personally, and maybe we're all being sentimental. But I'd much rather have met him than you.

If I smash the router it will work right?