@neilhimself please RT - Friend & photo hero @superamit, needs help finding a bone marrow donor - http://t.co/ICWJMNsI its fast & painless

I would be thrilled if we could ditch the snark over Irene and realize that were all lucky and just overprepared.

Coworker: "To the death!" Me: "NO! To the pain!" Whole office: *wtf face* Me: *dies inside*

Talk. Kinda nailed it.

Coworker on the phone: We have a new camera, it's Anne Frank... Me: That's fucked up! Anne Frank camera? Coworker: "HAND-CRANKED" Me: OH...

Its 21st amendment night at @barcadebrooklyn! Its like being in SF without all the dudes that only talk about APIs http://t.co/hpaNAaxm

Is there an app that gives you points for sleeping with someone, based on their google search results yet? #whoresquare

I love the @lomography 404 image so very much! http://t.co/pUYMHPR

Introducing the brand new LOMO LC-Wide! Check out the Microsite http://bit.ly/ijH517 & the shop http://bit.ly/lNbmrH #lomolaunch #lcwide

Does full body spandex actually help you fight crime? Asking for a friend.

Goodbye Ham8urgerbutt7, you were a wonderful password to type multiple times a day.

So damn happy to read this! http://t.co/MYBieSmP Hell yes @superamit!

Has anyone else been getting super awesome spam emails about owning and operating dinosaur parks? It's like they finally found my market.

I wish camera apps would try to create something new instead of relying on lomography for their lens & filter bases. Reach further y'all.

Rooftop impromptu dinner with @kellan @curlyjazz @tarasuan and Danielle. Wines and dinner and an incredible sunset. http://t.co/CH8Zf6zQ

OH on the G Train: "She's all up in my News Feed". (this shook @pbowden to his core)

Football players should yell "IMMA HUG YOU" before tackles.

If I was hella rich, my popsicle budget would be enormous.

Firefox to my computer: "Yo! Let me freeze that for you!" My Computer: "Sounds good." Then they high five.

FYI - If the power goes out, a half full freezer will keep food safe for 24 hours if unopened. http://t.co/vdvrsed #themoreyouknow