Gaga's phone number leaked- 09 0161 61 108

Whoever's putting the apostrophe in 'GCSE'S' doesn't deserve GCSEs.

Apparently Justin bieber's phone number leaked- 09011 32 22 07

@DiannaAgron @JennaUshkowitz @msleamichele WHY IS LEA TEXTING HASN'T SHE LEARNT ANYTHING

@YMandCharlie I was too slow covering it up after it came out the camera, so the film fogged slightly. I like it though http://t.co/3gKkqQXY

wat http://t.co/Ad0djFCY

Anti-piracy adverts on the DVD I've just payed for

I saw Adele in WH Smiths, she was after some pritt stick but they'd sold out. She was all NEVER MIND I'LL FIND SOMETHING LIKE GLUE

Osama Bin Laden was buried at sea? Right. Never going in the sea again then

Jedward are embarrassing. They make me want to burn my own anus.

Praaaaaise Jesus http://t.co/lR7zin5I

Descartes was sitting at a bar. The bartender asked if he would like another drink. He replied, "I think not" and vanished.

THEY'VE EVEN DYED HER HAIR THE SAME COLOUR AS CHERYL'S FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST

Forever @josiemeaks Platonically cxxxxxxxx http://t.co/vmgQE8B0

Oh help he's too cute I sisonejsisnsn http://t.co/wD5Es8ke

My dad's singing wham and just asked me if he can borrow a hair dryer. And I'm watching the l word. Gayest house in st albans.

Look at this hat. Look. Look at it. http://t.co/onH9HjJ8

This place is like hogwarts but with more hipsters #gsaopenday

@DiannaAgron @msleamichele just letting you both know it's national coming out day.