iPhone 4: Loses bars when you hold it, gets lost in bars when you don't.

The email I wrote to get @socialradioapp reviewed by MacStories.net: http://t.co/2n8aoa9

(Note: Probably offensive to, like, everyone.)

HEY, SHOULD SOMEONE WAKE GREEN DAY UP BECAUSE IT'S OCTOBER 1ST? I DUNNO, JUST WONDERING

BRAKING: The Prius has trouble with it.

Incredible photograph of the complete lunar eclipse. http://yfrog.com/h683318063j

This tweet is on the Favstar leaderboard.

Wow, just realized you can fav your own tweets.

Amazed the church hasn't spoken out about spilling your favs upon the ground or something.

Know what would be awesome? If I woke up tomorrow morning and this tweet had a hundred gold stars and a thousand retweets. #winknudgewink

Want to send secret tweets? Start with "@justinbieber" and they won't show up in your followers' timelines. The ones you care about, anyway.

Okay, I need 65,536 of you to fave this tweet.

No, no, it's for science! I want to see if it'll cause an overflow.

The trick to typing on an iPhone is to be quick and trust the autocorrect to fix your mistakes. That way uou csntykdbqucknly andsacccutsrly.

With Twitter's new streaming API and Favstar's crawler improvements, technology has effectively made disappointment instantaneous.

Hey Microsoft: if iPhone 4 is Apple's Vista, then the Kin is your... oh wait, none of Apple's products have been that unsuccessful.

. @Digeratii @SteveStreza Pretty much what just happened in the last 15 minutes: http://yfrog.com/6wdgkp

@Digeratii The thing about Microsoft – They aim for your heart, and then they pull the trigger.

Being an idiot on the Internet. It's a whole thing.

RT @pdparticle: dooti doo...

QUICK, MAKE TESTICLE JOKES, WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

HELL YEAH MY iPHONE IS IN KENTUCKY PICK UP SOME CHICKEN WHILE YOU'RE THERE iPHONE

Garnier commercial: "It penetrates deep."

I'll let you guys handle this one.