Sketch of @ryedth and I in our outfits today. http://t.co/kgr9hOGb

@zeleste09 "@shitgirlssay: I'm never drinking again."

Oaksterdam University is um... A "marijuana college". WHAT.

There's Polaroid cameras here for $0.99. Does Goodwill know about the hipster revolution??

@birchbox How do you get a subscription? I submitted my email address, but haven't heard anything yet. Is there a wait list or something?!

How good is Aaron Eckhart though?

Officially moving Justin O'Shea to the top of my inspiration list. http://t.co/1vZLxDFC http://t.co/RBHKV9m4 http://t.co/VYQTQjO5

I just want to be Gary Oldman's glasses when I grow up.

CAN THEY NOT PLAY THAT SCORE WHEN NATALIE COMES OUT?!

The pedantic one?

I wish I could just wear what I wear without anyone looking at me.

"Let's do The Bachelor next season!" "What? No!" "*pounds fist*" -@zeleste09 quote of the day

Of all the mistakes I've made in my life, this one is somehow the biggest-choosing a class at 9:25 in the morning.

I hate having money. #firstworldproblems

Muttering, "I kind of love this" at 1:45 AM to a computer screen displaying a long-sleeve top made out of neoprene is normalcy.

Old bitches and foreign bitches are the absolute worst

"I feel like when we sit here people think we're like, basket-weaving majors or something." -@zeleste09

Tomorrow I'm doing an experiment to see if it's actually possible in the realm of this earth to take a flattering picture of myself

Everything, ever, should be angel food-scented.

I wish all bugs would just die. I don't give a fuck about what happens to the ecosystem.