@christian_beer @toblux The reviewers are not very tech savvy. I asked them to send me the "App State", they replied with: "California".

@_soaps Let's remember the advantage of being able to make obscene gestures at the computer, though.

@arepty You could use it to punch Xcode and restart it when it's beachballing.

Remember it's the LAST 10 days to get your EARLY BIRD ticket for the Conference. As of June 1st, they will be 439 € instead of 399. RT #fb

@Angryrobotics @arepty This sounds like something @jdalrymple would approve of!

Our beards are long
Our will is strong
Our minds are filled with demonsong
Time to fulfill our destiny
And finally ship Diablo III!

Do not panic fellow heroes, for the great installer of the heavens is coming... #D3launch

Manchester City fans have not been this excited since they were Chelsea fans.

Haha! No, Chrome, I don't want to use you as my default browser. Silly flash video player.

“Can you make the Facebook button display more likes? We want it to look like people use our website.”

#clientsfromhell

Lego Firefly - if it gets 10,000 supporters, Lego will consider making it: http://t.co/n8hWg2j7

@arepty I am TheRealKerni#2282

@arepty Xcode is not a bitch. We are all Xcodes bitches

Default email signature on new phone. Seriously? http://t.co/7xciF4Il

EDL leader Luton football thug Stephen Lennon says Islam is "an irrational and deluded belief"...listen, mate YOU support Luton Town FC

German joke: Hitler is told Italy joining war. "Send 2 divisions, that'll finish them!" "Mein Führer, they're on our side!" "Oh! Send 10."

I'm being too harsh, Windows is actually quite a remarkable piece of software for a company that doesn't give a shit about its users.

Wer hat eigentlich die PHP Funktionen benannt? Michael Bay? explode/implode für split/join

By the way, any indies wanting press tips regarding their apps and games, my articles on the subject are all here: http://t.co/vX3lhKam

Useless - one star: http://t.co/qCh2aLb0