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There's a bomb on this plane........It's the in flight movie. - Me helping people relax with comedy

I know the Japanese are stoic but how can they call this tsunami crisis "unbereavable"?

holographic owen hart would prob be p hard to pin, and could win a bunch of matches by default. also not plummet to his death like a retard

Honestly, why limit yourself to just one holographic Tupac on stage when you could have hundreds?

Please RT if you ain't no hollaback girl.

People seem to getting lazy when it comes to naming porn remakes. *sigh* http://t.co/UwVppa0

Oprah: okay everybody look under your chair and you'll find YOUR OWN STILL BEATING HEART!! *audience dies but is pretty impressed as well*

Fuck You Dad *unzips fly and flips u off thru the weiner hole like it's my dick or something*

#beforetwitter a hashtag meant carving 420 weedleafs into your desk

Over 3000 children in N Korea die everyday never having experienced Sailor Moon. Click here to help end this tragedy.

SOME RICH GUY FOR PRESIDENT 2012

new blk leather bedsheets look p sexy & help protect against falling swords & sword based attacks in my sleep, but im p chafed. tips anyone?

Holograms are projected through an omnipresent layer of air, thus tupac can truly become one with our farts.

@Hermit_Thrush_ if you have any significant connection with any living being they will eventually die, much like yourself

excuse me your honor but that is, quite frankly, none of your beeswax

If you say hi to a girl and she says hi back then she's basically your girlfriend from then on #lifehacks

remembering this one time in '97 when I showed one of my dad's friends how to send an email and he typed the entire thing in the subject bar

@DankHerbMullet the rock is photocopying flyers that say "JABRONY 2012"

guy fieri is the sammy hagar of cooking