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I am on hold. My call is very important. On hold I am. Very important is my call. Am I on hold? My important is very call. Hold on, am I?
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Off for a Tesco Value Wank. Cheap, dirty and tainted with the faint smell of despair and blue stripes. Good night.
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It's Male Anorexia. NOT Manorexia. Please do not give a serious illness an inappropriate 'catchy' name This Morning. Thank you.
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I thought you'd all like to see a picture of me in my kitchen, baking. Like a good, vintage housewife... http://twitpic.com/5q3gg3
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#DescribeYourVaginaWithAMovie Dr No
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I have just been reliving this. Peter Sellers as Richard III doing The Beatles. http://bit.ly/jCEjFz
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Macaroon is a funny word isn't it? No. No, it's not. I apologise.
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Thank you to the cockfuck on the motorbike riding up and down the lane all night keeping me awake. Hope your dick is devoured by seagulls.
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Used the phrase 'super-duper pooper scoopers' in front of my boss today. Shoot. Me. Now.
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http://audioboo.fm/boos/169510-bramblyboo I shall leave you with my latest Audio offering - I hope you all like it xxxx
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Ancestry have put the Probate Registers online. In sexual terms, for me, this is a multiple orgasm with a little bit of girl sex wee.
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Great article, beautifully written RT @MsSharonLSmith: http://gu.com/p/2tm88/tw Excellent article from The Guardian about depression.
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Video: Pola Negri. A tribute. A beautiful woman. Watch and be bewitched. http://t.co/6I8KYeO
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Fuck you call centre. Call centre you fuck. Centre call fuck you. Fuck call centre you. You centre fuck call.
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http://t.co/lo2T2Yh #fridayflash #amwriting The Painted Lady and Her Adonis. #fridayflash - please be kind...I'm new and scared!
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http://t.co/2bMwGe3 #fridayflash #amwriting The Painted Lady and Her Adonis. #fridayflash - please be kind...I'm new and scared!
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