@calluptome

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Subterranean zombie ... the brain's the sexiest organ we have. Lay down next to me so your entrails come out easier.

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Give a man a gun he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank he can rob the world.

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We should remove the warning labels from everything and let the stupidity problem take care of itself.

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Damaged people are dangerous because we know we can survive.

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I'd go as Caylee Anthony for Halloween but my mother would kill me.

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The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"

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Most people just need a hug.

Around the neck.

With some rope.

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I used the word whippersnappers today in the correct context. I think I crossed the line and I am old now.

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For every minute you are angry you lose 60 seconds of happiness.

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Crazy in the head means wild in the bed.

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I'd call most people a cunt but they don't have the depth or the warmth.

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Nipples are great because without them breasts would be pointless.

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I like twitter because everyone tries so hard - unlike real life where noone gives a fuck.

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A crappy childhood gives nobody license to be a crappy adult.

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I don't have an attitude problem. Stupid motherfuckers have a perception problem.

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If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

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Live. Love. Laugh. Or. Bury the bodies carefully.

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be careful! oral sex may make your day
but anal can make your hole weak.

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If Kurt had shot Courtney he'd be getting out now, just in time to shoot Kourtney and Kim Kardashian.

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In 40 or 50 years when we're tweeting from imaginary phones in the nursing homes. That.

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I would bemoan the fact that I have no stars but then I saw a woman that has no tweets.

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