Best thing I've seen all day. http://t.co/vs13yT9o

Did you guys know your iPad floats in the bath? Try it out!

No pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat.

Class is not a matter of income; it's knowing that tracksuits are for running and champagne is for breakfast.

If you've seen Twitpics or video of those committing criminal acts, send them to @CatchaLooter. Please RT.

If you've seen Twitpics or video of those committing criminal acts, send them to @CatchaLooter. Please RT.

Sales of the 60cm Rucanor Aluminium Baseball Bat are up 5,149% on Amazon.co.uk. Police batons up 5,010%: http://t.co/CD41t3c

Wow. Hackers hit BlackBerry, threatening to reveal employee addresses to rioters if they cooperate with UK government: http://t.co/4AZxUJZ

Brilliant. London fights back. RT @Lawcol888 We're ready. http://t.co/OzkKVdA

WANTED: Large studio or 1 bed flat in these North London areas. Max budget £1200 pcm. Needed before May. Please RT!

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“Why don’t you write a post about how your feelings of Twitter have changed of late so I can scroll right past it?”

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This is sad. http://t.co/ps7r2RJ

In nice London news, Kings Cross Station's new roof is gawj: http://t.co/r3V0tpe

With great power comes a massive utilities bill.

Can't wait for the Olympics to kickstart the UK economy in 2012 like it did for Greece in 2004.

I'm one Go Compare advert away from killing you all.

Apple Inc. has more cash reserves ($76 billion) than the US Treasury ($74 billion). http://t.co/lKvil3x

"Rosebud."

Um. Someone's just DM'd me to say some kid's BB on bus said Finchley, Arnos Grove & Muswell Hill are next... Amigos - inside.

This is simply incredible and all must know it exists. http://t.co/Rw5Wm7l