cheezwhiz110

@cheezwhiz110

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First rule: don't have any expectations about me. Second rule: expect me to be cranky. Hey, every rule has an exception -- even this one.
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Well, now that I have a perfect computer again, maybe I should actually run backups.
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Played Solitaire with a real deck of cards for the first time ever today. What strange times we live in. #indeed
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If I had a dollar for every word I wrote this month, I'D HAVE $50,051. #winning #NaNoWriMo
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I sat down to annotate "Anthem" by Ayn Rand and ended up doodling song lyrics in cursive. Well, it's not like summer projects are dying out.
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I always get a little nervous when a computer uses relatively simple English, like "now the printer driver is being removed".
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So I've been doing a lot of lychee research, and they're FASCINATING. Although I suppose all fruit is fascinating when you're fasting.
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I kinda feel like a sloth that's finally been released from the zoo. #abstractmetaphors #sorryimeantsimile
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#ThatAwkwardMoment when you're lying in bed and thinking of something embarrassing and all you can do is pull your blanket over your head.
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I learned to play this song from a keyboard that calls it "Chopstix". http://goo.gl/doodle/q3iG
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And even some of the vocal parts. On a keyboard. Of course, listening to nothing but that song on repeat probably helped.
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My playing-by-ear skills are getting better. I can now play all the different little melodies in @veto_dk's "We Are Not Your Friends".
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Awww. The nutritional benefit of the vegetables in this eggroll that I'm actually eating is cancelled out by its greasy exterior. #nom
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WHY do all my technical issues revolve around not being able to connect to the Internet?! #notfair
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Portal 2 commercials make me squeal. #likeafangirl #squeee
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Listen up, tech companies: making me sign up for a service I've already been using as an unregistered user is not an "exciting new change".
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Lesson of the day: no matter how appealing the aroma, tea ALWAYS tastes bitter.
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Sometimes, I feel like my mango juice obsession has gone too far.
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I can't see the word Google in today's fancy doodle. Am I supposed to?
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If Clorox is really so effective, why isn't it the leading detergerent? I could apply this to practically any product.
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