Hey folks, if you have a retina iPad, you owe it to yourself to get @fiftyfootshadow's brand new iPad Retina Pack. http://t.co/6rvvqEHn

“Remembering that you are going to die let's you out of the trap of thinking that you've got something to lose.”
– Steve Jobs

Guys, check out my Samsung Galaxy Note next to my wife's iPhone! It has a pen! http://t.co/jmw5oQox

Just got complimented on my @daringfireball shirt at the Apple Store. Because I'm handsome.

If you're an AT&T customer & receiving a lot of text message spam, I've collected some ways to counter it. http://t.co/DVQ6PaiD via @techese

The forecast for today is iCloudy with a 90% chance of Magic. #WWDC

I can't believe The Daily doesn't have a comic strip section. I thought this was supposed to be a "newspaper."

Me: "Jonathan, did you know you used to fit inside mommy's tummy when you were a little baby?"
Jonathan: "It was really scary in there!"

My son just referred to his etch-a-sketch as an iPad classic. He's three.

A little surprised that Amy Winehouse was 27. The abuse she did to her body made her look like she was in her 40s. Don't do drugs, kids.

[techēse] Making the Case for Ollie http://t.co/0UiDVkT via @techese

/cc @benjaminbrooks @brooksreview @twitterrific

My iPad is significantly more heroic, thanks to @mantia. http://t.co/613GY0tJ http://t.co/RrgF4nYG

My friend @pafford made an awesome picture with @fiftythree's Paper and @studioneat's Cosmonaut. http://t.co/5qR2VCal

Used the Pay with @Square app (formerly Card Case) at @cafe110omaha tonight. Worked amazingly. @cultivacoffee seriously needs that.

Keep it classy, Lincoln. RT @zachami "Bing FTW" spray-painted on Google camera car in #LNK: http://t.co/y1u9CQ3S

Can't believe it's still technically winter. http://t.co/rO68631A

OH @macwife "I want to make a t-shirt that says 'I played Mario Kart and all I got was this stupid banana.'"

To unlock @UseClear's Socialite theme, make, complete, and clear 100 items in a list. Prompt will show to tweet, do it. #clearbonus

@rossnelson Story of your life, unable to figure out underwear.

A special message for @rossnelson.

(Parental note: He really just wanted to show off his band-aid). http://t.co/FQSBLTfF