Loki, my sister's 5-y-o black Staff Bull Terrier is missing in Neath Hill, MK. Harmless, despite looking like the Predator. Any sightings?

Hey guys, there's a 2 hour advert for Jesus on BBC1. With hats!

A lion prepared in 1731 by a taxidermist who had never seen a lion before: http://www.ulrikagood.com/2011/04/lion-of-gripshoms-castle.html

This is one of the most heartbreaking things I've ever read. RIP. The Agonizing Last Words of Programmer Bill Zeller http://t.co/ZzeOOm7

Ladies. http://t.co/AZfGmjn0

Science nerds! I know you're there. I can smell you. We made you a thing about the elements of the periodic table: http://t.co/Na5zAkOr

@rogre I've just begun planning 3 small work projects. All have the same action item under 'research': "check Rob Greco's bookmarks".

I can never remember: is it red or white wine that gets blood out of fabric? And the other takes care of fingerprints, right?

A wtf moment from 1997: Dinosaur Jr play the Jenny Jones show, who gets the song title wrong and displays the wrong CD: http://t.co/CLXq1XH

Revising my hate list:

1. Those who say 'tweetup' unironically
2. Hitler
3. Racists
4. Foreigners
5. #hashtaggers
6. The insincere
7. You

The internet was invented to answer important questions like this: http://b.qr.ae/mQAeT0

Related: "Priorities are like arms; if you think you have more than a couple, you're either lying or crazy." /via @hotdogsladies

After a few weeks' pondering, I'm moving from #Delicious to #Pinboard. A few reflections: http://tumblr.com/xri16pn56x

Gave my iPhone a wicked-cool 'grunge' customisation by smashing it on the kitchen floor. Scared the internet is going to escape.

Yes, Chelsea fans, you are 'better' than Barcelona. In the same way that North Korea are 'World Champions': http://t.co/RT4yorkw

You sensible people all use http://t.co/e6l2MvcX, right?

Follow fewer, more interesting people and pay more attention to them.

No-one else played at Estádio do Maracanã, Garforth Town, AND San Dimas High.

We'll miss you, Socrates.

Remember what Chekhov said about guns in the first act of a play?

That, but Jonás Guttiérez, Match of the Day, and yellow cards.

It’s nice to be nice: attribution, linking and indie football blogging http://t.co/plkuQAn0

INT. MARKS & SPENCER

MOTHER: (Angry, exasperated) "Shall we just go home and you can all misbehave there?"

3 KIDS: (Excited) "Yes please!"