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Apple/Microsoft/Unix Geek. Googlian. Comp Sci.Former Fanboy. Old School. Programming. Scripting. ZS7.
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I've done a lot of stupid things in my life but using a 9-year-old browser and then getting hacked is not one of them.
I've been asked emphatically NOT to make my kimchee turkey surprise for Christmas dinner.
@jermzh Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. - former co-worker.
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.@jermzh My mind channels Steve Jobs but unfortunately my body channels Woz.
@jermzh I tried tailgating once. Unfortunately, the tailgate was a webbed type and yielded non-optimal results. I blame poor planning.
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@jermzh 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609
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@jermzh I agree. Celebrities suffer the same human frailties we all do. I don't think I would enjoy living my life under a microscope.
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Many regrets over the years, wearing parachute pants as a fashion statement is one; but, absolutely no regrets whatsoever over the mullet.
The Apple Way, an occasionally bumpy road, paved with creativity, vision, & dedication, its travelers finding the future around every bend.
.@jermzh Surreal. It feels like an overwhelming wave of sadness is rippling though the collective consciousness. #RIPSteveJobs
@jermzh Happy Birthday! Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis
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@jermzh Trackpad batteries just died. Using this recipe as a starting point http://t.co/ErjrZpH
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@jermzh Surgical tubing might be a good start. Disclaimer: I'm not sure what you are planing so my idea might be a bit of a stretch.
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Maybe congress should try dropping acid. From all indications whatever they're on now isn't working.
@jermzh recommended http://macpowerusers.com/ especially MPU 046:Workflows with Merlin Mann II.
@jermzh ... better cemeteries than soylent green ...
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@jermzh Thanks again for fixing me up yesterday. Take a gander @ http://t.co/n7dM4Ni Build and Analyze, Hypercritical, and The Talk Show.
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I've been thinking of replacing a couple of computer chairs with exercise balls. I haven't done it yet. I don't have the balls.
@Jermzh Well, could be some, quoting Timothy Leary, are experiencing "Turn on, tune in, drop out". Me: I got a fever, needs Trance-Techno.
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