A 98 year old woman in the UK sticks it to her bank. This is utter, utter genius: http://linkd.in/fsNUxE /via @meeware @svndznt

I'm having a schadenfreudegasm watching tabloid editors & owners being hunted down by large packs of photographers.

FUCKING GENIUS @olivia_solon: Cyclist goes to painful lengths to make a point after ticket for not riding in bike lane http://bit.ly/jUoWgr

The Daily Telegraph nails it: http://tgr.ph/pZiXNR - yes, the Daily Telegraph, champion of socialism.

Love it! http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/teach.jpg

Depressing - the Guardian on the divide between politicos & everyone else: http://t.co/4k7Pqnvn

Maths GCSE question: Jeremy Kyle has hosted 1300 TV shows, each with 1 lie-detector test, which is 97% accurate. How many lives ruined?

Please help find this missing dad from Sheffield: http://t.co/xxlMO6hV - pls RT

Re Google: RT @guru: They collected data that was publicly broadcast over radio waves by ppl, then were callously honest about it. Bastards!

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK??? Check what happens to the progress bar in Spotify when you play this track: http://t.co/VNbzVWKQ

<screams>THIIIIIIS</screams> ----> @fleetstreetfox: On rape, and what vicars have to say about it: http://t.co/caNFEAQG

You park like a cunt: http://t.co/1Gu55C8Z

W.O.W. RT @Chrysaora 86 year old makes a rage comic. It's wonderful! RT @kn0thing: Best rage comic ever. http://t.co/L0XQ5r8s

Product names, made vulgar by sloppy (or very clever) price-sticker placement. Hilarious: http://t.co/HtiEoIw

South Yorkshire's assistant chief constable's letter of praise to the people of the region: http://bit.ly/nzsKAO /via @syptweet

Murdoch is coming down with the most rapid onset alzheimers ever seen.

Bloody hell! The Daily Mail tells the rest of the media to get a sense of perspective - and for once they're spot on. http://bit.ly/g6R85Y

#qotd "Meryl Streep won the Oscar for imitating Margaret Thatcher; I fear that's just going to make David Cameron try harder." /HT @smizz

Jesus, are people STILL bitching on about the Royal Wedding? FUCK OFF & READ A BOOK. You have become the thing you hate.

What plays nicely with bikes? Oh, I know, buses. And lorries. But only if the lorries are over 3.5 tons. http://yfrog.com/gyovxnxoj