Holy cow. RT @paulsmith: This is a big deal! http://yfrog.com/hsd0oymj #chicago

Neighbor "Some people who live in our building don't like dogs." Me: "So? I don't like kids. You deal with it." #realneighborconversations

@amanda2581, can you please send this around to your Rockit Ranch friends? http://bit.ly/q9XtGt Hit & Run in front of @undergroundchi

RT @pattonoswalt: NO ONE who paid money to see @CharlieSheen in Detroit deserves a refund. They should have their credit cards seized.

WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT NICKELBACK? Did something insanely horrific happen & all the talented musicians of the world are dead?

SUPERAMAZEBALLSPUPPYFACE!!!!! Welcome home, yet to be named dog!!! #mindersongetsadog http://t.co/i3fII7M

Attn random guy: your hipster cred goes down when I can see the tag of your bandana, and it's from Claire's.

@Bonerama the Wizard rocked my world martyrs'. Thanks. Also: the guest w/the 5 string & @Scott_Ian beard? Awesome.

I'm not glad Jose Reyes made this music video, but I am glad @ReadTheApple broke it down so well for me. http://bit.ly/p40Xdv #pequenoweezy

Chicago? RT @DysFuncJunc: Tweeps?? RT @angelica7641: Lost dog picked up in Lincoln Square. Yikes. Look familiar? http://bit.ly/eyMMIf

Best +K ever. RT @localcelebrity: I gave @MittRomney +K about Vampires on @klout http://t.co/mA25FT0k

@metsgrrl, FYI RT @jeffersonwaful: Love for Levon: At Citi Field and organist just played "Up on Cripple Creek http://t.co/m6SOFPKa

I do not understand black jelly beans. They’re a cruel joke, because at a glance I always think they’re dark purple. #donotwantlicorice

#bwahahahahahaha #deepbreath #bwahahahahahaha RT @bibliogrrl: Dave Matthews sounds like an angry cat caught in a basket.

“Crowd sourcing is an incredible way to get great design.” #ragerising #noitsnot #rageyragerage #payyourartists #tipyourbartenders

25 most awkward cat sleeping positions: http://t.co/yn4Cp1hP /cc: @carynrose @Eukadanz

Oh, really? Ok then. Fuck you. #passiveagressivetweettosomeonewhoisntontwitter

SQUEEE!!! RT @jasmined: I don't think this corgi is real, that's how cute it is. RT @patrickjd: http://t.co/MhJ6rzl9

GIRLS BUILDING ROBOTS! RT @YWCAChicagoCEO 83 bought/8 hrs left. Trying to get 100 by midnight on @GrouponChicago. Help: http://t.co/ieR1dj26

New favorite website: http://t.co/mgMrXyB