What's the difference between a water bottle and puberty? A water bottle already hit Justin Bieber.

Guys, really? Weet was released YESTERDAY. Tweetie was released two years ago. Weet is 10x better than Tweetie was at 1.0, give it time.

I hated going to weddings because grandmas would poke me and tell me that I was next. They stopped when I did it to them at funerals.

OH: "YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE DOWNLOADS CHEATS FOR WII FIT"

I wonder if @pdparticle is a just homeless person with a iPhone, and then just spouts random shit on Twitter because he forgot how to talk.

OH: "If PBR made a cigarette I would totally smoke it."

Next time someone says their page needs more wow...
*:hover
{
-webkit-transition: all 1s ease;
-webkit-transform: rotate(180deg);
}

Our grandparents had Elvis Presley. Our parents had Michael Jackson. We got Justin Bieber. WTF.

OH: "I wish that more teachers were hot. Then I might actually pay attention. Not to the work, but I'd be paying attention."

Chicken Little was the victim of fowl play.

You know why I'd rather have a MacBook Pro then an iMac?

SO I CAN CODE WHILE TAKING SHITS MOTHERFUCKER

@SteveStreza Not true - go to the "Spots" tab to the left of the checkin tab.

My friend in collage just woke up with a massive hangover... he went to sleep on Sunday.

Poopin'

OH: "When I was your age Blackberry and Apple were fruits."

Last donut of the night.

"You just elbowed that MILF in the ASS!"