"The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine." – Benjamin Franklin

RETWEET IF UR A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DONT NEED NO MAN

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Cheap Trick is trending? I didn't know you mom is on twitter, @KingJames. I just thought she was just on Delonte.

I see your New York hipster and raise you with our London hipster. via @reddit http://t.co/pEGFwYcb

@AgentOfTrioxin I can't believe Benjamin Franklin had the foresight to talk about the internet.

Mitch Kupchack needs to pull the trigger on Gilbert Arenas before Arenas pulls the trigger on him. #hibachi

Hey you stupid fucking owners, where were you when the Heat signed their big 3?!? #cunts

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@KeithOlbermann You are a left-wing fear-monger, you're Glenn Beck without the stupid fucking religion.
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@KeithOlbermann You say occupy wall street is the most important thing right now and you continue to tweet stupid baseball shit.

Future generations won't get to read Uncle Tom's Cabin, instead they'll watch Tyler Perry's movies.

I wish I can skip class today to watch the Apple iPhone Keynote. #firstworldproblems

THERE WILL BE BLOOD #describeyourvaginawithamovie

FUCK YOU @dwadeofficial, FUCK YOU @chrisbosh, AND A BIG FUCK YOU @kingjames!!!

Arnold Schwarzenegger forgot to tell Maria Shriver that he also fucked nearly 40 million Californians.

This is on a kogi truck. @kogibbq http://twitpic.com/3n6jl7

Scrambled Eggs is trending? Dammit @Jennie get off twitter.

Metta World Peace elbow http://t.co/Rl4VKPZ4