NEXT WEEK, ON THE SERIES FINALE OF SKEUOMORPHIA: ONE. TEXTURE. WILL. DIE.

Such a treat to meet @MCHammer today at TC Disrupt. We were on the same panel. http://t.co/xzspS4Z0

Brute force.

not to be a worrywart, but please take care of your health. i hope you all live long, happy lives.

Why do people give Andrew Keen the time of day. Is it the accent? I know lots of English people who know what they're talking about...

Don't get me wrong, there are schizophrenic homeless people yelling at themselves in Miami Beach, just like in SF. But at least they're tan.

Exits Twitter, closes laptop, crawls into bed... unlocks phone, gets back on Twitter

We can reduce our lives to a definition that keeps people feeling sorry for us or we can expand to a dimension that gives. - @tonyrobbins

Comic and/or data nerds may want to look at my blog.

A guy just sitting. Not checking his phone. How creepy.

Ok I have to go. I have to go buy...an HDMI cable. And maybe something like a cookie.

@ev @mollyringwald in my heart, life always looks like this: http://t.co/NEml5oCJ

The more I read about Twitter's "defensive uses only" patent agreement: http://t.co/9qgGAYHb the more I like it.

Make today count.

Guys, let's turn this whore house into a whore home.

Pirate night with @ilona #disneycruise #mickeynails http://t.co/xWIXKnsD

Nice use of a timeline! Go to @smartArg on http://t.co/qpZVWcKk (web) and hold down "j".

This is the best movie trailer I have ever seen. http://t.co/dVatxIPp

@jessiechar One moment, just checking...that may have been the...Yep, that was the Cathiest thing ever said on the Internet hooray!

After checking your email or Twitter timelines, it takes about 15 minutes for the brain to return to serious mental tasks.