An emoticon from @YourAnonNews is the proverbial calm before the storm.

Dear Italy, Give us Amanda Knox and you can lock up Snooki in return. Thx.

Lol at people bitching about Ricky Gervais' atheist comment. I don't bitch everytime someone thanks God. Religion hypocrisy at its finest.

It baffles me that so many Pro-Lifers are Pro-Death Penalty and so many of us evil, monstrous Pro-Choicers are Anti-Death Penalty. #p2

President Paul? Sweet. What's next? Repeal Roe v Wade and have "Colored Only" drinking fountains?

If you think that Purple Rain has anything to do with Justin Bieber, I hope you get hit by a bus. xox

Poor Big Jeff got his widdle feelings hurt. Eat a whole bag of dicks, asshat! #bb13 #bb23

I'd hate to be in the dark knowing Roethlisberger is near. #MNF

NASA doesn't care about Earthlings.

BREAKING NEWS: The iPhone 4S does not, I repeat *DOES NOT* autocorrect Hell to He'll! That, in itself, is worth the price of the phone!!!

Dear @Twitter, if we block someone we shouldn't see their tweets in the #bb13 hashtag. i.e. @angelofmusic27 is a fucking whackjob.

.@SarahPalinUSA Why'd you rag on Obama's celebrity status during election, and now you shamelessly plug your 'reality' show? Jealous, much?

This little red-headed pig went weee weee weee all the way to the jury house. #bb13 #bb23 #CBSBigBrother

Did Brendon just say karma is why Britney's house burnt down last year? Wow. Keep it classy you cunt! #bb13

In case you forgot what it looks like since the last time we all saw it #bb13 http://twitpic.com/5xae9o

Japs & Pearl Harbor trending due to the World Cup match? Fuck off with your stupid ass ignorance.

#MyResolution for 2011 is to be an even bigger bitch than I was in 2010. Also to consume more booze & pharmaceuticals than ever before.

The saddest part about To Kill A Mockingbird is that it's set in the 1930s, but some people are still that ignorant today, 80 years later.

Wanna vomit? Read the #RallyForRush hashtag.

There is no I in team, but there is a U in cunt.