Oh… *that's* why Tom Nook always wears an apron.

@manton I've been trying to keep a full list. :) http://t.co/yH7MbJ7O

@JivaDeVoe When he came back to Apple. He showed an unsatisfied me how good things could be if we wouldn't accept bad.

All inboxes zero, no badges on any app on my iPhone. Once I finish the dishes I expect to ascend.

@toffer "It's great that you can download other keyboards if yours keeps crashing." - Android users

"Keyboards can … crash?" - iOS users

If Zynga ran Facebook it'd be pay-per-Like.

@stevenf Double-click Home button, swipe the icons that appear off to the right, see if mute (far left) is turned on.

@markgurman "Requires a (…) FaceTime-enabled iOS device with a Wi-Fi connection. Not available in all areas." http://t.co/9V9YgBng

@CrankyPappy While holding their phone, reading Twitter.

Seems like we could've come up with a better name for our galaxy.

Advice I just saw someone give: “They always say not to burn bridges, but who wants a bunch of crappy bridges sitting around?”

Econ: the market is efficient except for when it's not.

There's no better feeling of accomplishment than that which comes from actually using a Groupon.

I'm starting to think some of the people I follow on here are regularly using illegal drugs. #justsayno

“Your office looks like an Apple Store.”

Washington Week, please stop saying "Santorum is surging."

You don't have to be at the symphony every Saturday to know that Rick Perry shouldn't have used an Aaron Copland song in his anti-gay ad.

One question for Rick Perry: what if Santa Claus is gay? Before you laugh, remember that both Dumbledore and Gandalf turned out to be.

@Gartenberg I think it's because of the trauma of Microsoft's 1990s dominance. People forget it was the exception to the rule.

I Know What You Did Last Summer Because You Kept Posting Your Duckface Pictures On Facebook #LessScaryRemakes