Lucas patterned the Jedi after the samurai, which means the Sith are patterned after the ninja. So @darthvader is a space ninja? Epic.

I started reading this new book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

Just had a very productive conversation with my parents. What it bountifully produced, I'm not sure, but we have lots of whatever it is.

My current life goal is to live long enough to become the old guy that can be Santa without wearing a fake beard. #priorities

Remember this when you're eating pumpkin pie tomorrow. http://t.co/T9m7SblI

"I'm Broseidon, god of the Brocean, and you're Brozilla, terror of Brokyo!" #broskisays

Well, all of my plans for today have been shot to crap. Going to turn down the lights, crank up some Dragonforce and just brood. Menacingly.

It was obvious to me that Chuck Norris was the winner of the #GOPDebate tonight.

Punched my bro for a being a dork. When I didn't apologize, he unleashed the Tolkienesque curse of "may your beard wither" upon me. #nerds

I'm kinda surprised that this "Judgment Day" stuff falls on a Saturday. It would be more believable if it happened on a Monday.

Either Wal-Mart is cheating or crazy. Either way, I win. http://yfrog.com/3n8uljj

@scholler That's always been my biggest grief w/Calvinism. An infinite, eternal God does something like redemption only partially? Eh…

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Customer at the pharmacy just thanked me for being a Jedi. #epic

Just found out my pharmacist grows her own mushrooms. (O_o)

@JacobRogers07 Tap "me" at the bottom, then "view your profile" at the top. Favs are bottomish of next screen.

Just slew a couple dozen dragons. And by slew, I mean baked. And by dragons, I mean cookies. #Skyriminthekitchen

@apelad Congratulations!!!

♪ On the eleventh day of Christmas/my brother gave to me/a sword that can cut through a tree! ♪

If you watch a Godzilla movie backwards, it's about a giant monster that rebuilds a burning Tokyo and then moonwalks into the ocean.