Maybe there really isn't a solar eclipse, and it's just a conspiracy to make us all blind.

My mother is so funny. She bought me a new pair of shoes so my first steps out of high school would be in fresh feet.

Last day- let's do it

When I walk down the hall and hear someone say a band I like, it takes all my energy to not stop and say, "BE MY FRIEND YOU LIKE GOOD MUSIC"

#thatawkwardmoment when you go to pay for your AP Calc test and realize you wrote the check for the wrong amount because you can't add.

FORTUNE (I like this.): http://t.co/CwAiYf8M

Wouldn't it be rad if everyone from Twitter made their own school together? I'd go there.

There are few things as nice as a cold glass of milk before bed.

@spasticsarah Live long and prosper http://t.co/NBzabeSc

Sometimes I like to park next to another Jetta at school and pretend our cars are friends.

Wouldn't it be ironic if the ACTUAL earthquake happened today?

Your credibility as a teacher is in direct proportion to the number of globes you own.

I just learned most animals are naturally quiet, except during mating season when they are unusually loud.

High school has been explained.

Breathing air feels so good.

"I held your name inside my heart, but it got buried in my fear."

I'M DONE WITH AP TESTING. I'm gonna celebrate by eating whipped cream straight from the can- ALL NIGHT. Dang that sounds good. #thug

California rolls aren't from California, and french fries aren't from France. I can't take this.

If you want to succeed in life, you have to change your socks every day.

Sometimes when I'm lying in bed at night I just refresh Twitter over and over until something new to read appears.

@bellaella44 You're really pretty, and I don't say that in a creepy/stalker way. You're just naturally pretty and deserve to know #unrelated

Sometimes I think about how much information there is out there, (whether in text, music, video, or other forms) and it just blows my mind.