@letigreworld @johannafateman @jdsamson a screening of Who Took the Bomp is tonight in LA for free! spread the word http://t.co/ZV28noY

I hate being an adult and having to actually do things

Channing Tatum is so fucking ugly

OH MY GOD I LOVE THE SEASON FINALE OF @awkwardblkgrl SO MUCH HOLY SHIT. best season finale of anything ever. laughing and crying

@N_Fraiture if i told you your hair reminds me of a loaf of bread, would you reply to me

I'M PUBLISHED! Via @USELESS_CRITIC RT @brittnik: Looking at The Best Of The Useless Critic: So Far! by Britt Kemp http://t.co/sQTlvmTW

Is there a porn out there called Death Cab for Bootie? if not, there should be

so @cathynow and i were @sebby_g & @jfkmstrkrft from DFA1979 for halloween last night: http://t.co/0mN1OIc8 http://t.co/gtX0sfiP

the cosmopolitan gave us free pizza for all of us waiting in line! #thestrokes http://twitpic.com/48y1e9

My dad has Instagram.......

Someone on this bus has McDonald's fries...my spidey senses are tingling 🍟

I woke up with "I Swear" by All 4 One in my head

FREE DOWNLOAD of @bellhooks FEMINISM IS FOR EVERYBODY! http://t.co/NYmMlq7Z

I just said "I'm good at creeping" pretty loudly behind the guy I creep in my class.

if i ever get drunk it's almost guaranteed i'm going to drunk tweet dominic dierkes, laugh at him, and tell him i want to suck his dick

I guess the guy from Green Day can wake up now

I wonder who at Claire's decided their employees should pierce ppl's ears

Life sucks lol

When "Los Angeles I'm Yours" by The Decemberists comes on while driving down Sunset Blvd on the way to your best friend's house

I look so nice today tbh...wish a potential partner could see me rn ;(