No one should live a life they wouldn't pay to read the novel based on.

If you don't know what you want to do with your life, don't worry. Some day you'll die and you won't have to think about it.

What you can't laugh at will probably kill you.

My life has become a series of adventures generated by asking "How hard can it be?" And then proceeding to find out.

Most artists fail because of two reasons: 1) They'd rather be a marketer, or 2) They would never want to be a marketer.

Pricing artwork is something most artists struggle with. Here's everything I know in a free ebook: http://t.co/mc6YIGwP

"I think we have a responsibility to stop being polite to corporations." @DanielleLaPorte #WDS

RT @gramartin: It's sad that Wile E Coyote is remembered for his violence, & not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.

The lesson in any passing is to live, to love, to enjoy and to pay attention. That lesson is repeated every day in case you miss it.

How to steal like an artist, a conversation with Austin Kleon on Art Heroes Radio: http://bit.ly/gObppp #artheroes

Don't fuck around with what doesn't matter to you, unless you're A) immortal + B) setting up a punchline for 100 years later.

The thing about taking the high road in life is that you almost never get stuck in traffic. And the view is great.

@gapingvoid The problem is that an "art crowd" or "art scene" is so very rarely about the actual art. The pecking order always takes over.

In the 80s, I believed poetry couldn't be written on a computer. It was Apple that made me believe it couldn't be written any other way.

Whenever I see the word f**k, I think how sad it is that so many people have broken U and C buttons on their keyboard.

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Personally, I consider Steve Jobs to be one of the greatest artists of our times. An artist who created great tools for other artists.

Support @kiostark's project on kickstarter. Don't Go Back to School: A handbook for learning anything: http://t.co/Ei2ooBXG

A @Kickstarter project can be a lot of fun to design. Show me a fun grant application. No, really, show me one.

RT @joelhousman: Remember when Planned Parenthood & NPR crashed the market, wiped out half our 401Ks and took TARP money? Me neither.