Thats the one lol RT @PenrhynAVFC: Lairy Villa fan at the darts #SOTC #UTV #darts #avfc http://t.co/qfq4ShrA

lol at the SOTC UTV Sign at the #darts #avfc

I would use the RAF to get rid of these pikeys, give them a 5 minute warning that a team of Eurofighters are on their way to bomb Dale Farm.

Dickhead ITV commentator....Wembley didn't have a 'makeover' they knocked it down and built a whole new stadium

Vettel is such a lucky bastard, he ALWAYS benefits from safety cars #F1

I'm going bed, hopefully I'll wake up to good news like #McRelegator has been sacked or something... Nite #AVFC #Mcleishout

If Randy Lerner can't see the problem with McLeish, he should fuck off and take the useless twat with him. #AVFC #Mcleishout

Nice one Keano, makes me sad when he scores though, cos he's back to the US soon :/ #avfc

@GadgetPolly When are C5 gonna start filming #TGS in HD? seems silly that you review all the latest gadgets, but still ropey picture quality

I said to my new Girlfriend.... "I hope you have pet insurance because I'm about to destroy your pussy"

Happy for Chelsea, but Terry is just a shameless cunt, he. Should crawl back under his fucking rock #CFC

Bollocks

@Donna_Gallers I can get mine right up my nostril, it's completely normal.......I think :/

Wow! RT @GlennPegden: Camera phone of Steve Kean saying "Sam was sacked because he was a f****** crook!" - http://t.co/1GQMfdOs #rovers

Come on, how long does it take to sack somebody? Leave your coat on Alex, fuck off! #avfc

Don't wanna get excited about McLeish rumours until its definite, but it will make my day if it's true #AVFC #McLeishOut

Right Joe Hart, no fucking around, we need you fit for the Euros #England

McLaren are a fucking joke #F1

Ant has blatently shagged Georgie, he's got that look in his eyes #SkyF1

Watching #BBCF1 because I cannot tolerate #SkyF1 presenter Simon, he looks like he's not really listening to people when interviewing them.