This kid. This kid right here. True hero. http://t.co/K6YvaUsm

What the country really needed right now was a prominent, embarrassing devaluation of youth demonstration. Thanks, kids. #PSUCharges

DEAR THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, THE RADAR GUN IN KANSAS CITY IS OBSCENELY COOKED. STOP FREAKING OUT ABOUT GUYS 'FINDING THEIR VELO' IN KC. Thanks

Okay, now I understand why Giants fans are in love with Sergio Romo.

Please never be good again, Red Sox. You're so much more fun this way

With Guillen "incident," the list of things that MLB will pursue disciplinary action on that aren't DUI/DWI arrest grows hilariously longer.

Some might argue that Jacoby Ellsbury is the best all-around CF in baseball, but I think you'll find that http://t.co/drMyp4VD

someone woke me up by loudly imitating a Furby outside. Someone Woke Me Up By Loudly Imitating a Furby Outside. SOMEONE WOKE ME UP BY LOUDL

Q: What's the definition of "hideous, hilarious, embarrassing American disgrace?" A: http://t.co/RrVDDSwG #MLB

Ahahahaahahah oh my God Chris Davis and Matt Wieters are god kings of trolling

A ruling wrongly leaked being reversed because procedure wasn't properly followed actually teaches the exact opposite of "the process works"

First non-guest piece up @baseballpro and as you might have guessed, it's about the man of the hour, Jack Morris: http://t.co/3uRxxez7

Earliest Human Remains Found in U.S. Arctic, Signed by San Francisco Giants to Minor League Deal

In all fairness, Davis has batted like a pitcher in this game too

http://t.co/kyY1j9dK courtesy one 'Roasted Donut'

@boring_as_heck "he had a blocked artery-" "USE THE SCIENTIFIC NAME" "...so we noticed there was a wreck on the Highway to the Danger Zone-"

Josh Beckett isn't being torn apart b/c of his golf game, he's being torn apart b/c he told media members his off days werent their business

Hmmm. http://t.co/HonJZi5w

"Manny Was a Friend of Mine," or Manny Burriss Is Going to Murder Me When He Reads This. http://t.co/64ehYyZR late nite narcissism rite here

this is some real good city PR campaign/supernatural incidents synergy http://t.co/avd0JeDM