Online privacy tip: Never give anyone your email address. If you do, they will be able to email you.

I guess you just can't trust a free service with millions of users who have no clear & upfront plan to monetize these days.

@questlove Someone already beat bikini girl to the punch: http://boingboing.net/2010/11/21/my-tsa-stripdown-vid.html

Yelling "MOVIE!" in a crowded firehouse.

Imma let you finish but Scarface had the best mansion death of all time!

@LILBTHEBASEDGOD is an unlockable character in NBA JAM.

Give a man a compliment, he'll smile for a day. Teach a man to fish for compliments & he'll be annoying for the rest of his life.

@xenijardin #PHX's Mayor Phil Gordon has pledged to stand along side #OccupyPhoenix protestors & risk being arrested: http://t.co/O4rt0xnQ

What's the deal with observational comedy?

Marketing to women: " All the Pringle ladies! All the Pringle ladies!"

Oh no. Just remembered that someone in 8th grade wrote "Don't change!" in my yearbook. I've totally changed since then. Shit.

VADERS GONNA VADE

MySpace's new design has pretty much made MySpace the MySpace of MySpace.

Jan Brewer is in favor of education cuts because dumb kids are easier to trap in her oven. #janbrewerfacts

When life gives you haters, make haterade. Then, sell it back to them as a premium vodka whose marketing plays on their insecurities.

Waffles are just pancakes that had a plan.

"If I don't whistle @ them, how will women know I want to sexually harass them?"

.@GovBrewer is just confused because conception to her is laying your eggs & waiting for a male dragon to fertilize them. #JanBrewerFacts

INVISIBLE CHAIR TOUCHDOWN

Wait a minute - just found out what the song "Me So Horny" is about. Gross. I thought it was about a triceratops.