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Strontium chloride burns red/ copper carbonate burns blue/ stay away from the arsenic/ it's poisonous to you #romanticsciencepoetry
@profanityswan
Any chance of signing and RTing? Hillsborough inquest, closes in an hr, need signatures http://t.co/IN3NXyHI
We have hit the 58,000 mark, excellent job guys, for Anne, for Kevin, for the 96, we can do this: http://t.co/uPBb4jTb
Richard Feynman died 24 years ago on 15th February. Let's see if we can get him trending, instead of the usual drivel.
Pls sign and RT the petition to reopen the inquest into Kevin Williams's death: http://t.co/uPBb4jTb
There is a loaf of bread here with my name on it... Oh, wait, on closer inspection it says "Thick Cut." Never mind.
Zebras obviously evolved at a time when barcodes were their primary habitat.
We should all ask ourselves: is it really necessary for people to leave the womb nowadays?
Mars is red/ Hanny's Voorwerp is blue/ what would we do/ without GalaxyZoo? #romanticsciencepoetry
A Babybird in the Hanson is worth two in the Kate Bush #rockproverbs
One last bit: you don't have to agree with someone in order to admire their integrity and grace.
@ShugMiller
Can you do me a favour & sign & RT this petition? Need 18,000 more signatures by 4pm today. http://t.co/uPBb4jTb
@indywoodFILMS
We need 31K more signatures by this time tomorrow, so put the word out if poss: http://t.co/uPBb4jTb
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? #realcitizenshiptest
Why are there free school dinners? a) They're poor. b) They're hungry. c) No-one would pay to eat that shite #realcitizenshiptest
@MooseAllain
A nice cup of tea, to T in the Park #DeclineoftheBritishEmpire.
Right now there are not enough words in the world to describe how much I love polar bears.
Because chances are, you're NOT a cunt. You're just hurt, and lonely, and don't want to believe how much good you can actually do in life.
8.5 hrs left to reach 100K, nearly at 82K, let's get justice for Kevin Williams http://t.co/uPBb4jTb