RT @cryptodragon "What do we want?" "TIME TRAVEL!" "When do we want it?" "IT'S IRRELEVANT!" At #hwsf

"I'm not kidding when I say that I find incredibly esoteric/specialized porn to be the most life-affirming thing..." http://t.co/3MpWgss8

Twitter is acting like Facebook again. I don't see this working out well. http://t.co/MCteYRSH

Creative persons' brains sometimes do this to them, @neilhimself confirms: http://t.co/vgCT08BB

@NoContextGames "From Hell's deep-frier I stab at thee! For franchise profits' sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"

French presidential candidate wants to cap CEO pay at 20X lowest worker's pay. YES PLEASE. Let's do that here! http://t.co/vchT184S

Hello Twitter. Have a slowly pulsing, glowing hexagon. http://t.co/Fj71U8bF

"modern investment bankers are ethically a notch below your average drug dealer" http://t.co/RdKckU9q #killtherich

The street-address version of @patio11's "Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Names" article: http://t.co/ApGQnl6A

Oh my god, the image of Freeman saying to Cumberbatch "Hey look at this Tumblr!" is *priceless.* http://t.co/kf3gEgB1

It's actually plausible that football(handegg) might wither and die in my lifetime. http://t.co/UDKTO5Ah Hell yes! :D Can't be soon enough.

A book called "Computer Game Bot Turing Test" accidentally becomes Just What It Says On The Tin: http://t.co/7akzGuxX It's astonishing.

Goodnight Twitter. Have some cheerful revisionist history. http://t.co/wm6UAKnt

Good riddance to bad rubbish: shitty Facebook news apps' user numbers are plummeting. http://t.co/zDxCkisR

Anyhow I shall recover from this news with smelling salts, & by "smelling salts" I mean porn. http://t.co/22Rk2coE #whyconservativesfollowme

And now for something ... completely different: a 1.5-meter Nokia phone. http://t.co/UYmebpJE

A gentle rebuke to the excessive use of grimdark: http://t.co/COK2kxTq

NEW RULE RT @OmegaToy If you literally make your money drawing hyper-herms, and you whiteknight homophobia, there is an issue there.

Rarity sounds _astonishing_ in French. :D http://t.co/xz9R787C #ponies

Dear third-party vendor: "MVC" doesn't mean "you should have a model, a view, and a controller in every file." #php #wtf