krisb88

@krisb88

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Was contemplating causing someone severe trauma to the head with a walkerboot earlier. Thankfully they were kind enough to go the fuck away.
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Weed is such a comfort. No matter how low you get, you can always get high <3.
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Why do the days have to come so fucking soon? Still feeling drunk, wish me luck. It rhymes : ) !
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Fucking hell, this day needs to end. My patience is wearing thin. What I'd give for a joint and a drink!
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The thought of having to deal with stupid people & their shit eating grins is agonizing.
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Killed a bottle of rum lastnight and still feeling the effects this morning. Should be an interesting day...
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Monings should be either for sleeping or being drunk. I unfortunately can't do either of the above since I'm at work :( .
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In a perfect world, I'd make a great salary just for going through life drunk and stoned off my ass.
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#confessionhour I would love to tell some of our bat shit crazy patients to go fuck themselves and give them a refferal to the psych ward.
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The radio at my job plays nothing but shit music that I can't stand. #blamepalin
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I think I need a vodka & tranquilizer cocktail STAT! And a fat joint as well...
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Feeling just peachy motherfucking keen on a Sunday afternoon.
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It's Christmas Eve Eve and that means only one thing: I must get drunk tonight, in the name of tradition!
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#textyougetfromastalker I noticed you started shitting at night instead of in the morning, is there something wrong??
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It's monday morning and I'm at work: Oh bloody fucking joy. Good thing I have booze at home, awating my return.
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Patient: "Oh, it's a unisex bathroom? UGH." I'm thinking: Lady, you can go piss in the fucking street if it's so terrible. #fuckyou
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#namesomethingawful Chubby androgynous emo kids who wear skinny jeans two sizes too small, paired with tight shirts and ugly hairstyles.
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Always starts as: "Hi, How are you? What brings you in today?" But #ireallythink: what the fuck do you want? Will you please fuck off?!
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Still feeling tipsy after vodka lastnight, so this morning should be fun ;) . Too bad the first patient is a total douche bag, but whatever.
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