People always favorite and retweet my mediocre stuff and ignore the ones I think are solid gold.

@nit2am @occupyfortworth @micah That pic is from Brazil http://t.co/cOJIRMcC

.@timesunion Oh, the irony in making an article on the social toll of joblessness a paper-only feature! The jobless ain't buying papers.

Google Drive is so slow on my phone when it loads I black out and wake up the day before and have to hide to avoid creating a time paradox.

Take my advice: It's ok to store your data in the cloud, but huffing it is a bad idea.

Whenever I look at the 'Similar to you' section of the Twitter website I wonder why they are slandering these fine people.

Not to be outdone, #foxnews has announced their next #GOP debate will feature 'Spin the Bottle' and 'Seven Minutes in Heaven'.

Cats Quote Charlie Sheen http://mediumlarge.wordpress.com/2011/02/24/cats-quote-charlie-sheen/

Google finally releasing Google Drive has finally convinced me this Maya Apocalypse thing isn't horse shit.

I was disappointed when I found out The Hunger Games wasn't a sequel to Thinner.

@marxdudek Oh, melatonin! Uh, I switched to Nature Made 3mg from the Target store brand.

Don't worry, Kim Jong Un, all men have 'rocket failure' once in a while.

This is your brain on Kristian:

Headline: North Korean Rocket Appears To Have Broken Up

Brain: I've never even heard of that band.

Wait, football season is over? But I haven't reached Peak Apathy yet!

Second Life: More functional than the US Government. #sl #newslslogan

Wow, the filming for V for Vendetta II is getting pretty wild in London.

"Today a young man on acid realized.... he wasn't creating jobs, but before he could do anything about it that he was TRIPPING BALLS."

@chrislhayes There's a 'My Clippings' text file in the documents folder if you mount the kindle over usb.

I like to update my Flash Player regularly so I can be sure I have access to the latest vulnerabilities.

I made a Facebook drinking game: Every time it suggests someone from HS I hated, I drink.

I'm going to be in rehab the next 4 weeks, btw.