Just ordered my very own HTTP/1.1 Service Unavailable.

SO EXCITED.

"#import <UIKit/UIWebView.h>
#import <FaceBook/StolenNav.h>

Okay guys, ship it!"

- Gmail for iPhone

You're saying I have to pay $15 a month for unlimited movies? Delivered to my house? Whenever I want?

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. UNACCEPTABLE.

Meanwhile, 4 years later, Microsoft still hasn't released a bumper case for Vista.

This image sums up Twitter for the next week. You're welcome.

http://t.co/rXgcH0V

BREAKING: Box art for iCloud leaks! http://t.co/E0thoPz

Introducing Square Register.

https://t.co/hhlYbCWE

Google Wave dies, BP plugs the well, Prop 8 is overturned.


All that's missing is Microsoft killing off another phone.

Native Americans are so much more responsive than HTML5 Americans.

Oh man, finally, a Verizon iPh-

Oh sorry I have tweet coming in on the other line.

If Twitter was a room, it would be everyone yelling really bad jokes as loud as they could and hoping for people to repeat them.

BREAKING NEWS - GIZMODO HAS DISCOVERED DROPPING THINGS MADE OF GLASS CAN BREAK THEM. MORE ON THIS AS IT DEVELOPS.

The Forstalls. Now on iTunes. http://cl.ly/0I2P2n2q01410U1Q1C1v

T-minus 24.5 hours until my iPhone becomes a piece of crap.

"My name is Lion, I have just met you, and I love you! My master made me so that I may-

LINEN!

…

My master is good and smart-"

1) Open https://t.co/0BULbe7j

2) Read the favourites.

So, a Twilight fan walks into a bar...

Bwhaha, kidding. They're all like 12.

A neutrino walks through a bar.

A semicolon walks into a bar.

People argue over letting it in. For three days.

God dammit.

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