The Internet is a belief system. http://t.co/IatXf9vs

Wow, some iPhone users are really butthurt that there's Instagram for Android, now. http://t.co/myzm8xvT

It's like RSS, except Facebook gets to own you and your subscribers. http://t.co/rawUCVxz

Production websites on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched HTTP streams glitter in the dark near the Caching Frontend Proxy

I hope that, someday, hotels take their internet as seriously as the hot water and electricity in rooms

Remember when they went after The Pirate Bay and people were all like they'd never go after Google? Well, they are now. #sopa

Seems like we need a whole new interpretation of a "rocket scientist" as someone brilliant yet living on unemployment checks

Yahoo! circa 2006 felt amazing. We had the pieces and people to demolish Facebook. Fumbling every single thing since takes special talent.

If I had my wish, all this #SOPA stuff should make a scandal out of the tech illiteracy rampant amongst our representatives.

You know all this stuff you like on the Internet right now? Yeah, lawmakers and hollywood want to kill it. Seriously. http://t.co/l8Rg7a9r

Please do learn to code. http://t.co/JnQqyDtp

When I started reading @davewiner's Scripting News, I expected news about scripting. Realized since it's about applying scripting to news.

Whatever made you think it was your data anyway? http://t.co/InRTZmxe

Oh crap! My Klout score is dropping fast! Must be because I've been busy getting shit done and haven't been talking much lately

You can't set babies to vibrate.

Dear Hollywood: If I have to pick between you and the Internet, the Internet wins every time. http://t.co/jQvFEOw3

Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-dan armada.

Sometimes I wish there was a second shift key, so I could SHOUT EVEN LOUDER ON THE INTERNET

"The next payment date for your Flickr Pro subscription is 1335855600" Well, okay, I'll just get out my unix epoch watch and convert

And iPhone'ers butthurt over Instagram for Android amuse me, because above them in the hierarchy are photogs butthurt that it exists at all