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Friend to many a celebrity & enjoy mixing in the upper echelons of society.
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As I tramp up & down a ladder carrying bricks at the age of 75 I shall think of Mr Osborne with fond contempt. #budget #paidinforfortyyears
I was washing my car earlier & Fred from no14 said "There's another one here you can wash. AHAHAHA" Oh! We did laugh! S.
Only 1 Whore plying her trade on my followers list this morning. Is there something wrong with me?
12 bob for a fucking stamp! I'll have to save a lot of red elastic bands left in my driveway to balance my postage budget!
Dear @twitter Do you provide a counselling service for twitter addicts? If not, I shall persue you via the judicial system.
Drunk! Me! Today I've done the washing, shopping, ironing & cooking!! Of course, i've no idea what i've washed, bought, ironed or cooked.
A woman has just recognised me from 13 years ago.Not a clue who she is. But i'm thrilled all the same. I wouldn't know me after13 years .
Michael Parkinson should be dragged through the streets on a tumbril for advertising crap insurance products.
I've just seen a cloud floating past my sky. It looked like fuck all. I want a refund from the cloud appreciation society
Do you really want to see .#newsnight with someone called 'Rees-Mogg' on it. I don;t think he'd have been happy at my school.
You know on CSI progs when they find bodies in bins? Well there's no chance of that here 'cos the binmen will throw them all on the floor.
Actually #ilove1971 was a pretty shit year, so I don't know why I keep tweeting about it.
My 'Busy Lizzies' arrived by post today! I have planted the 3 out of the 24 that survived the postal system. They seem quite happy.
Look Alice! There's only so much you can say about woolly mammoths. Give it a rest & show us how to knit a jumper out of one. #Bbc2