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Works at scoop.co.nz, publishing press releases and doing the ironying. Current score Satirist 0 Folly 1.
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Thanks to @AndreAlessi I just realised "Comic sans" means "not funny".
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@Covlin Similarly: employment policy assumes everyone desperate for jobs; welfare policy treats everyone as bludgers
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OK press, sort your shit out: declining to rule is not ruling tapes private.
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I alway hope one of these accident-prevention releases will be headlined "Don't get nailed this Easter".
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Aptly, Parliament was debating the Search and Surveillance Bill last night http://t.co/ScwABN2h
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Imagine if John Key was actually Prime Minister
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Okay just this once, we will correct the typo. Looking at you, Winston. "New Zealand’s first profoundly dead MP" indeed.
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RNZ: Key, asked if this was a good use of police time, said Nats had reduced crime so police had some time to spare.
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Let's keep this link going round RT @GarethMP: Chris Wood's 13 reasons the copyright act is bad for you. #blackoutnz http://bit.ly/me3Veh
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More expensive booze #thingsboozeischeaperthan
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http://bit.ly/aKTTPT Fairfax: Shutting the Independent just makes us awesomer.
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People on twitter pulling spelling out of their asses http://t.co/OuYFFGPJ via @ellisrobbie
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Breaking: Paula Bennet inspires two independent twitter references to The Waste Land.
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Auckland business wants convention centre even if it's built out of dead babies http://t.co/pWwzQoi1 http://t.co/C7czdFZW
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Corporations are 'persons' but not 'individuals'
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iPredict currently has about 425 machines for Sky City's pokie bonus http://t.co/Ur0mQLxm
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Using a cardboard cutout does at least capture the political zeitgeist.
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@Covlin This colour-fast shirt didn't help my lap time at all.
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@harvestbird @gtiso same again fiddling with colour balance, otherwise it'll bug me all day http://t.co/BufPMvOv
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