This is my tweet from @Favstar . There are many like it, but this one is mine.

What if Waldo never wanted to be found? Have you ever thought about that?

#replacebandnameswithlesbian

Justin Bieber.

My girlfriend wears the pants in our relationship...I just take them off of her.

The keys lost me.

I'd miss you, but you don't deserve to be missed by me.

I only signed in on Twitter just to sign in on @Favstar . Sorry, @Twitter .

By the time you read this, you've already fav'd it.

I'm so vague that I don't even know if this tweet is about me.

My inner child must've hit puberty by now. Oh, boy, here comes the acne!

Call of Birdy: Modern Fav-fare Tweet.

I think the bass dropped Skrillex when he was a baby.

I don't know where you are. I don't know who you're with. I don't know what you're doing, but I do know that I miss you. Please, come back..

Not only are you following me; you're also pursuing me.

My girlfriend is about to leave me because I am more dependent on my Favs than on her. I broke up w/ her. Now no one in between my favs & I.

Are you always that ugly or were you about to sneeze?

Fav - Puts a smile on my face.

RT - Makes me happy.

I wish my RL self was as cool as my Twitter self.

Please remove your bra, it's obstructing my view.

Nice boots. Wanna fuck?