Apple just announced it's buying Spain

Dear Everyone, San Francisco is having a thunderstorm. Please bear with us, it's WAY more exciting and unusual for us than an earthquake

I paid more federal taxes in 2010 than Goldman Sachs, GE, Bank of America, Exxon, Chevron, and Boeing combined.

So did you. #taxday

When will Fox cut to the shot of Texas Rangers owner George W Bush wearing his Mission Accomplished hat?

Report on the attack on Abbottabad as it happened: http://t.co/NbEf6KU

In fairness, remember when the police busted heads at tea party protests where people were carrying guns and threatening violence?

I'm pretty proud of this. It's, um, not your typical CES story, I hope: http://t.co/vb6mYJ91

Twitter doesn't give a damn who you are: http://t.co/jSQSSA1

I'm increasingly convinced GoDaddy's actual business model is trolling

So right now you may be thinking that Kim Jong Il's funeral was over the top. But that's just because Kanye is still alive.

Seriously. It's gonna be the iPhone 5.

Thank God John Boehner will have decent healthcare tomorrow, because that ass-fucking Nancy Pelosi gave him tonight had to hurt.

Sarah Palin is the Snooki of American politics.

Maybe the birds all died because they're so angry

George Lucas hates your childhood memories

What if Yahoo and HP just traded upper management teams? Like, what if they all just swapped keycards and showed up at a new desk tomorrow?

Oakland PD now claiming protesters fired on its units in Gulf of Tonkin

I hope Apple is announcing a new less intrusive TSA screening machine

"Google+ is a prime example of our complete failure to understand platforms" Oof. Epic, must-read post on Google+: http://t.co/zD53Q8RN

I'm dressed as a Yahoo! product manager today. It's terrifying!

#scarymodo