mktgdouchebag

@mktgdouchebag

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Have advised household names & been running social media programs for more than a decade. This is where I make fun of myself.
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Behind every popular Twitter personality, there's a romantic partner wanting them to put down the iPhone.
Egyptian people have the motivation to protest for days. In the U.S., we'll show up as long it's a Twitter trending topic.
Over the past few years, Twitter's 140-character limit saved me from destroying my career. Google+'s unlimited will reverse that in a week.
If at first you don't succeed, pay someone to take a photo of you holding a microphone.
Whenever a Twitter friend stops tweeting for weeks on end, I worry something horrible happened. Like they got a job.
Facebook is like that roommate who moved the furniture around just to "spice it up!" But really it's because the neighbor was doing it too.
We're in an Advice Bubble, not a Tech Bubble. Too many trying to be thought leaders, instead of getting stuff done.
Geeks: Could you please create a new social network in 2011 for us marketers to ruin? Getting bored.
Why the U.S. is screwed up: The Right backs its leaders when it shouldn't and the Left doesn't back its leaders when it should.
Thomas Kincade paintings sold for 1000s of dollars in the 90s. Now, virtually worthless. Heavily promoted mediocrity doesn't survive, folks.
The problem with calling yourself an expert: Most people who are good at things don't like to talk about it. They like to do those things.
Dear Democrats: Okay, we get it! Obama was supposed to be perfect. Now, forgive him or you're going to get another Republican in office.
Let's make 2011 the Year of the Anti-Expert: Admit we don't know anything for certain, are just winging it and could use some help.
Advertising died this decade. It is more dead than the last decade when it got killed.
Something magic happens when you transition from thinking about what humans should do to what humans do.
"The truth will never kill you. Lies will. Not cigarettes. Not alcohol. Lies." http://is.gd/iRGLux
To those who say [New Thing] will change the world: Stop talking and go change the world with it. Report back when you do.
Is there a social network for life coaches? If so, could they all go there?
If you don't have any haters, you're probably not taking enough risks in life. Haters hate risk.