I'm old enough to remember when you didn't have to watch a news program from another country in order to know what's going on in the world.

Wondering if "Who uses this thing?" is among the top queries at Ask.com.

Patriotism isn't just for the 4th! Pay tribute to our founding fathers every day by twisting their words into whatever fits your agenda.

It's too quiet downstairs. This means only one of two things: homicide or cartoons.

Here's to hoping 2012 is the year Barak Obama finally becomes President.

If turkeys weren't meant to be eaten then God would not have placed their gizzards in easily removable paper bags.

Less Styx. More Stones.

If you play "Folsom Prison Blues" backwards it sounds terrible.

Think Facebook's now scraping the bottom of the barrel for my "friend" suggestions. I don't know anybody named "Kevin Bacon."

Dunno know if the greatest love of all is happening to me or if it's just gas.

I mean, come on @Adobe. What are you always doing to Air and Acrobat that I've had to update it every other day for the last two years?

It's not you. It's your personality.

Arizona: Mars with sprinklers.
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I just took the "Which Jonas Brother Are You?" quiz got Walter Matthau.

Tonight many of same people who rail against a government they say is incompetent will say that justice was done when it kills a man.

Looking for the "I-liked-your-post-but-don't really-care-who-else-does-so-no-I-don't-want-an-email-about-it-thanks" button on Facebook.

Remember to thank a lefty idealistic, rabblerousing, principled and progressive malcontent today.

Mine would be better if I never saw another "Life is Good" t-shirt again.

New York: No, the state.
#failedstatemottos

Based on the number of connecting flights this plane has, I'm getting the impression that no one ever really meant to go to Philadelphia.