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Molly Barker

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Я говорю и английский и руский языки.
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Never use YOLO unless, of course, you're using it to say never say YOLO to others.
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I get to have sex with the author of this about three times a year and for that I am grateful. http://t.co/HlmF6jvk @ebbp
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#ILovePeopleThat can extract a pineapple and/or mongoose from their deepest crevasse.
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It's the drug addict lust shining forth once more. @ebbp you have a lot to answer for.
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Somewhere in the world, a man with an unpronounceable name just ate a peanut and giggled.
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#FirstDateRules save me from an awkward evening then whip out a Samuel L. Jackson Bad Motherfucker wallet.
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Gonna greet @ebbp with some ready-rolled joints and dinner when he arrives after a long day's driving.
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@ebbp Yeah but in a complaining way.
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@ebbp @BeryJoBon She's graced with a tiny waist, when you have a tiny waist you can be as fat as you want and still class as 'curvaceous'.
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Cinderellaesque: shoe fell off one time walking down a hill. Shittesque: trod on aforementioned shoe, lost balance, fell over.
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Just found out that the name of the bread I eat originally means 'so hard to digest that even the devil would break wind'.
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The drug fiend look #IFindThatAttractive
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@ebbp I'd rather smell of smoke and be witchooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo xxxxx
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@rmcardriver69 @ebbp Hang on, you're both racist AND anti-pubic hair? In a paedophile kinda way? WHOAH.
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#StayAwayFromMeIf you can't handle the methane @ebbp I'm so sorry for all I've done.
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So my uncle looks like Charlie Sheen after a three week bender, but with two teeth and a colostomy bag #RemainingFamily
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