Turns out no matter how you hold the Nexus One, it gets discontinued after six months.

Personality is 40% genetics, 40% upbringing, and 20% the last book you read.

Seriously, if you think Japan's earthquake (and similar horrors) are deserved punishment from god, you're among the worst people on earth.

The biggest flaw of iPad 2 is how much thicker, slower, and less compelling it is compared to iPad 3.

The best iOS keyboard shortcut, via @garrettmoon http://t.co/2lB9wVaY

I'm sure RIM's new "You're either in business or you're not" campaign won't be ironic at all two years from now.

I honestly don't understand why dishes other than bowls even exist. "Ooh look at me, I'm eating off a flat surface." Yeah, nice job, genius.

Talking to babies feels a lot like SEO. "Yes, that's a dog. A doggie. A puppy. Pup. Puppies. Dogs, dogfood, dog food, Cialis, Bieber."

Do you like pixels? How about big pixels? And web browsing? Try Pixelfari! http://j.mp/g4yJYt

Half-baked idea: iOS apps that display a photo-picking sheet, "Take Photo", "Choose Existing"? Add 3rd option, "Last Photo Taken". 95% case.

Lets do this again: iOS app designers, don't put the word "Back" on a Back button. Label it with what you're going back *to*.

Kudos to NYT for carrying the exact headline and article people said we wouldn't see in the aftermath of the earthquake: http://j.mp/hDuwCo

Idea for a pregnant-lady shirt: I'M NOT FAT, I'VE BEEN BONED.

"i really really want this, but cant reason myself to the 3 dollar price tag" —No one about anything ever, except highly complex software.

When will Lego stop taking away our freedoms and finally allow compatibility with Playmobil pieces? Where is the outrage?

Really excited about the three new macs coming out tomorrow. All the configurations look great! http://j.mp/eHthYU

Guns don't kill people, crazy people who really love guns and shouldn't have access to them kill people.

In 13 months, less than 5% of Android users upgraded to free Android OS 3 or 4. In 7 days, 6% of iPad users upgraded to the $500 new iPad.

IBM notes that, while it still has a long way to go, Watson has surpassed the IQ and language-processing abilities of a YouTube commenter.

Portal 2 is on sale for $9.99. It's more rewarding than most movies I've seen in the last few years, so… best deal ever http://t.co/0Gm3hDjJ