My best relationship advice: Make sure you're the crazy one.

~ Have you ever looked at someone and just known that the wheel was turnin' but the hamster was dead? ~

I have decided to run for childhood. If elected, I promise to bring back mid-day naps, chocolate milk with lunch, and recess.

Our life does not always turn out the way we planned, but sometimes thats because what we planned wasn't suppose to be our life.

Let's see, which emotional issues shall I bury under deep layers of sarcasm today?

Why give second chances when there are people waiting for their first?

Think about what you're doing... most people treat the wrong people right and the right people wrong

there is a big difference between rudeness and sarcasm... intelligent people get that.

If you're giving your all and your all isn't enough;
You're giving it to the wrong person.

If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.

How To Live Life:
Live without pretending.
Love without depending.
Listen without defending.
Speak without offending.

Sometimes we have to let go of the life that we have planned in order to live the life that is waiting for us.

We believe what we tell ourselves.

Tell yourself:
Everything will work out.
Things will get better.

In life, you play the hand that is dealt you, but keep in mind that, sometimes, you're the dealer.

I miss the days when if u liked someone, all u had to do is chase them around the playground

thinks that anyone that tells you it cannot be done should be reminded that they make jelly beans that taste exactly like popcorn

I am holding on to the fact that God can see right through you.

I live my life with no regrets...that doesn't mean I don't often ask "what the hell was I thinking!"

Some people are good at saying 'I Love You" some are good at proving it,and others are good at both.

you just hate it when your ex says to you "I'm here if you ever need me". Where the f*ck were you when we were together and I needed you.