Life changing events are 1 call,1 action away. The next call you make, the next action you take could be the most important of your life.

In the end the only ownership that matters is the ownership of ones actions. Rise up.

One of my favorite ways of wasting time is now one of the best ways to increase production. I love evolution. Thanks Twitter.

My dysfunction conspires

It's been so long I almost forgot how. Almost!

The sun, moon and stars great orchestra dance with time. Each day and night is a melody only your soul can play. Play it loud.

Is it possible to get a restraining order against yourself?

“Just Say No”, “Just Do It.” Marketing is confusing my dysfunction.

If living each moment to the fullest is such good advice why do we frown on instant gratification?

Deception and truth forever dance in war, business and love to the ever playing song of personal need.

The key element missing in your communication skills is; Shut the F**k up!!!!

Winters breath offers no comfort to a darkened heart.

If the weekend is so important why is it so short?

Wow my first @favstar50 Thank you everyone for justifying my dysfunction. See you in group therapy. http://favstar.fm/users/nev...

I bet I could cut down on my dry cleaning by becoming a porn star.

If dysfunction is so bad why does it feel so good?

Cheap and easy or difficult and expensive? Is this a trick question?

Your voice annoys the hell out of me but your breasts have my attention.

I have traded real friends for imaginary ones and I'm still unpopular.

My stepmother thinks I need to find a woman more like her. So now I'm looking for an alcoholic, chain smoker that tells me how much I suck.