"It's like C meets concurrency meets fucking unicorns and magic" #golang

Google buys Motorola. HP says "fuck" and drops out of the game. Jobs says "I can't compete with that" and quits. #rewritehistory

I've been waiting to talk about this. Writing #golang workers is like high-fiving a unicorn. http://t.co/PCmbAbkL

An @googleio rep just verified that there are still thousands of attendee spaces available. KEEP REFRESHING! #googleio is NOT sold out!

Just wrote a monstrous post on why you won't pay for software but will pay for coffee: http://t.co/TdNmC8QE

"'Nerds'? I think the word you're looking for is 'experts'" http://t.co/VDCNg5Qg

PEOPLE ARE WRONG ON THE INTERNET AND I WANT TO INFLICT PAIN ON THEM.

I want to start writing "lmgtfy.com" as every answer on all of my finals...

The only way to fix higher education is for employers to stop giving a shit about the piece of paper. Hire skills, not degrees.

http://t.co/vDYbdqfY I'm famous.

I'm going to start presenting pictures of my junk when the #tsa asks for my photo ID. They'd probably recognize me.

The federal government has more pictures of me naked than anyone else. #tsa

"The process of building an HTML5 mobile app in 24 hours, with no experience, is akin to getting drunk and stealing a bumper-car."

@klinster No, better! A PICKLE!

Wait. OH MY GOD. The cashier that gave me his number slipped me a free pickle. This is the best day ever. #picklesareawesome

http://t.co/vmSz9dT I'm as surprised as you!

Holy fuck. What the...? I don't even... How can..? I'm speechless. http://j.mp/qKloY3 #keshit #beatles

Note to any startup in San Francisco: Will code for 5 hours for free, provided I can do it in your HQ with your team. Not joking. #RTforlove

http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/062010/homosexuality_is_a_sin.jpg Yes.

Dear unworthy internet: the really bright folks over at @vanpattenmedia just gifted you with http://t.co/0A8BDwMD. Go appreciate it.